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Update: I added 30 new characters and 30 new locations (making a total of 50 characters and 50 locations). Enjoy!

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Original Version: [link]

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Source: [link]
I'm making my source .fla and .as publicly available if you want to make your own, add more scenarios, add your OC's, whatever. (You need Flash for it, obviously. It was made in CS4.)
I don't much care what you do with it. Just don't go around being like, "lol i made da WHOLE thang myself!1~!1."
'Cause karma will eat your face for being a fibber.

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Commander Shepard Generator:
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:iconakantiasolaris:
AkantiaSolaris Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm dying right now. This is too much for me to even attempt keeping a straight face XD
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:iconpinkiepyro00:
Pinkiepyro00 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
One time, and unspeakable act happened between Shepard and a Reaper in a hot, bubbly Jacuzzi

HOW THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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:icondeepantera93:
DeePantera93 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
One time an unspeakable act happened between Garrus and Wrex in a dust storm on Mars (XD)
One time an unspeakable act happened between Councilor Sparatus and Kelly somewhere no one can hear you scream (O_o um councilor didn't know you had a human fetish)
One time an unspeakable act happened between a Quarian and a Geth for science (.... riiiiiight "for science" >~>)
 XD nicely done this was fun keep it up hehe lol *pushes le fave button* :3 *waves*
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:iconluisarturo112:
LuisArturo112 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
One time, an unspeakable act happened between Samara and Joker somewhere where no one can hear you scream.

Zim is Awesome plz

 One time, an unspeakable act happened between an Asari and EDI down in the Normandy's cargo hold.
Omg animashun plz 

One time, an unspeakable act happened between Kelly and an Elcor behind an Asari Elementary school.

tsengtwitchingplz - COLLAB 
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:icondanithewriter:
DaniTheWriter Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between Morinth and a human in the captain's cabin on the Normandy."

I am so fucking done right now.
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:icondanithewriter:
DaniTheWriter Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between Joker and EDI at the new Blasto movie in a dark theater."

I don't find that hard to believe. AT ALL. >.> Also,

"One time, and unspeakable act happened between a Reaper and a Collector on a webcam streaming live from the extranet."

Geez.
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:icongodzephose:
godzephose Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
One time, an unspeakable act happened between wrex and thane in the bushes on sur'kesh
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:iconlunar-crystal-angel:
lunar-crystal-angel Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
EDI and a reaper in a dust storm on mars
A geth and a hanar for science
A turian and a quarian in the illusive man's chair
A volus and legion with many geth watching curiously
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:iconnairje:
Nairje Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between a Batarian and James after many, many, many drinks."
- By the Goddess, I could actually believe that. 
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:iconeliphas-chaos:
Eliphas-Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
One time, an unspeakable act happened between a Human and a Keeper in The Illusive Man's Chair
One time, an unspeakable act happened between a Batarian and a Human inside a Blanket Fortress
One time, an unspeakable act happened between a Geth and Saren somewhere where no one can hear you scream
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:iconelmyamoto:
ElMyamoto Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"One time an unspeakable act happened between... Anderson, and a Reaper, next to an ancient on Ilos."

~Oh my~

"One time an unspeakable act happened between... A Yahg, and a Keeper, during a simulation on Pinnacle Station."

Oh. Oh dear.
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:iconfoxglovedigital:
FoxgloveDigital Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
I lost it at the a Keeper and the Illusive Man behind a shed on Horizon. The hell?
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:iconishtar10:
ishtar10 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
"One time an unspeakable act happened between Javik and Jacob in a steamy shower." :o (Eek) 

:| ........ I need a brain bleach.... I think I've fainted. 
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:iconaruon:
aruon Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
one time an unspeakable act happened between a Volus and a Krogan in an elevator on the citadel.

damn... that's uh... kinda messed up!:rofl:
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:iconkrikr2:
krikr2 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
a Keeper and Legion inside a blanket fort.
Sanchez and conrad in a steamy shower.
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:iconn7delta125:
N7DELTA125 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student General Artist
A reaper and Javik on top of some dead bodies
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:iconadmiralcarsten:
AdmiralCarsten Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
Grunt and Kelly in a deep, deep mine shaft on Therum. :P
Kaiden and a krogan in a deep, deep mineshaft on Therum o.o
Kelly and a Drell on a Virmire beach o.O
An asari and a Volus in a bathtub full of lilac soap? O.O
A collector and Reaper in a corner booth at Afterlife?? x.x
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:iconphuezo:
pHuezo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Quarian and Liara on a webcam on extranet lol
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:iconnicotheserperior:
Thane and Anderson 
IN A STEAMY SHOWER. O_O
ANDERSON AND A THRESHER MAW IN A STEAMY SHOWER.
Saran and Shepard In the Illusive Man's Chair.
KAIDEN AND ANDERSON IN A STEAMY SHOWER. BYE.
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:iconnicotheserperior:
Vouls and Ashley in the Dark Star Lounge Bathroom. xD
Ashley And the Illusive Man in An Elevator on The Citadel.
Violence Occurs.
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:iconscyphozoanprincess:
ScyphozoanPrincess Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
A thresher maw and EDI on the Turian Councilor's desk.
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:iconnicotheserperior:
NicoTheSerperior Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
Shepard And Tali In an Elevator  On the Citadel.
That Makes sense.
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:icondovv19:
Dovv19 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
"One time a unspeakable act happened between Dr.Chakwas and Wrex inside of a blanket fort."
"One time a unspeakable act happened between a yagh and a prothean for science."
"One time a unspeakable act happened between the Illusive Man and a Hanar after many many many drinks"

:D 
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:iconquitzowsfox:
QuitzowsFox Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Samara and a Prothean behind an Asari elementary school."
"Tali and a Collector in Kaidan's mom's house."
"Garrus and Shepard in the Presidum lake."

I don't know which one's my favourite XD
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:iconnicotheserperior:
NicoTheSerperior Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
A Reaper And Conrad in Kaiden's Mom's House.
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:iconth3m0nst3r1nth3d4rk:
TH3M0NST3R1NTH3D4RK Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
"One time a unspeakable act happened between a turian and a reaper after many, many, many drinks..."

.........................................................

And that turian never walked again.
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:iconreznov1941:
Reznov1941 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student Writer
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between Saren and The Illusive Man in a steamy shower"

I am so fucking done right.
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:iconkyubiofpie:
kyubiofpie Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student General Artist
A Hanar and Javik inside a blanket fort...I'm not sure how I should feel about this... XD
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:iconvega007:
VEGA007 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Javik would eat him or her
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:iconcnason1:
cnason1 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
One night an unspeakable act happened between... a Collector and Liara in a steamy shower! HA!
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:icono-b-sodi:
O-B-Sodi Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
A Yahg and Legion in a steamy shower.... oh dear 
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:iconlilly4689:
lilly4689 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 5, 2014
sanchez and a prothean in a corner booth at afterlife"
oh god what O_O
another one
imagin "thane and the illusive man in a steamy shower"
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:iconrealdeadmeat:
Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
... marauder shields and Edi on top of some dead bodies, creepy
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:iconsunsondra:
sunsondra Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between Kaidan and Jacob on the Turian Councilor's desk"
Oh sh...
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:iconoverjee:
overjee Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between... Wrex and James on a hot, sweaty night in Palaven."

Oh my.
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:iconthescarred:
TheScarred Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
An unspeakable act happened between ... Samara and Legion ... in the Illusive Man's chair.'

UH.....
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:iconzebrah-shohou:
Zebrah-Shohou Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
'An unspeakable act happened between ... Tali and Garrus ... On a hot, sweaty night in Palaven.'

Generator.

What.
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:icondarius--styler:
Darius--Styler Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Liara and Jack after many, many, many drinks. I can really see that happening to be honest xD
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:iconj24j:
J24J Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
I just got a perfect one, a Quarian and Tali with many Geth watching curiously.
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:iconerwinkfoto:
erwinkfoto Featured By Owner May 20, 2014   General Artist
By the Spirits!!! xD

"One time an unspeakable act happened between Conrad and Marauder Shields at Shepard's vacation house on Intai'sei"

Oh MS has a new fan! "You saved Shepard!"
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:iconthexsilverxwolf:
ThexSilverxWolf Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
"One time, an unspeakable act happened between a Thresher Maw and Jack in a run-down Earth motel"....Man are these random!
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:iconartitionist:
Artitionist Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One time an unspeakable act happened between Javik and a Reaper after many, many, many drinks.
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:iconc-d-r-shepard:
C-D-R-Shepard Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
One time an Unspeakable act happened between James and Javik in Kaiden's Mom's house. O.O
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:icontwkuk:
TWKUK Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
"A hanar and Tali on top of a cliff on Rannoch".
Lewd.
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:icongrasvin:
Grasvin Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
A Yahg and Kelly behind an Asari Elementary school...

Faved.
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:iconfigarro-luv:
Figarro-Luv Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I got "A reaper and a collector with no regard or safety whatsoever."
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:iconpokeartist2001:
PokeArtist2001 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
Even better: One time,an unspeakable act happened between a Quarian and a Krogan for science
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:iconpokeartist2001:
PokeArtist2001 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
One time, an unspeakable act happened between A Reaper and Jack in front of the Human Reaper........somehow,somewhere that is possible,XD
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:iconduka27:
Duka27 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
One time, an unspeakable act happened between Grunt and Javik in a bathtub with lilac soap.........no comment 
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:iconnovafox64:
Novafox64 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
One time, an unspeakable act happened between Joker and Urz underneath Councillor Udina's desk.

I will play more when I get my breathing back under control...
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