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Ladies, don't ever let men tell you that you're not as capable as they are...at sexual harassment.

UPDATE: Re-rendered this comic to look better.

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Male Shepard version: [link]

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All I did was just extract the models from Mass Effect 2's PC assets, bring them into 3ds Max, throw their textures on them, and then I moved them around to pose them.

(The models and all of their assets belong to BioWare.)
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:iconcyberb:
CyberB Featured By Owner 18 hours ago  Professional General Artist
:XD: LOL!
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:iconboundlessdreamwalker:
BoundlessDreamwalker Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  New Deviant
Loving this! :D
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:iconrya31:
rya31 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
XD Joker
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:iconmastermind109:
Mastermind109 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
I love this so much XD
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:iconcommanderlavellan:
CommanderLavellan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
This one made my day XD I love your comics so much..i've been reading them for the last hour (I just found your page) and I can't stop XD
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Professional General Artist
Color shep's face priceless.
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:iconanonymously-famous:
anonymously-famous Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student General Artist
oh my GOD 
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:iconjaliceaz:
JaliceAZ Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014   General Artist
lmao
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:icongisellehawke:
GiselleHawke Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
And this is why Joker rocks.
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:icontechgi19:
techgi19 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
plot twist renegade: joker is secretly in edis body and suggested to edi that she have sex with shepard so that she knows what to do to joker to avoid hurting him
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:iconkeparks:
keparks Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Joker. Never the one to pass up on good sex. Ha!!
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:iconmidnight-blackened:
Midnight-Blackened Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
That's the stuff! ;-)
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:iconezeikel77:
Ezeikel77 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD oh Joker...
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:iconrarcher25:
rarcher25 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Joker....so awesome!
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:iconexactlymyidea:
exactlymyidea Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
Hahaha-great!
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:icontonko:
Tonko Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOL'd for real. Ohhh man. Joker capped it perfectly.
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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
She apparently didn't actually expect anyone to take her up on it.
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:iconmivpus:
mivpus Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
It's not harrasment if the men enjoy it XD

And Joker? Damn dude, this is gold!
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:iconyurei-hanatsuki:
Yurei-Hanatsuki Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell yeah, buddy! :w00t:
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:iconbigbluestar:
BigBlueStar Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Haha! After all that butt-ogling, she really didn't expect him to go "yes"? O.o Faved!
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Professional General Artist
go Joker!
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:iconseveralsins:
severalsins Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
IM CRYING AT THE LAST TWO
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:iconveneoca:
veneoca Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
D.a.mn! It's finally happens Joker x FemShep I always knew it that it would happen!!!
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:iconabionastar:
AbionaStar Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Student
Lol. Joker
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:iconmaya-yungsito:
Maya-Yungsito Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
JOKER!!!!!! XD
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:iconnamikatsch:
NamikaTsch Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
He owned her with that one XD
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Professional General Artist
oh no...
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:iconloreen95:
loreen95 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
xD Oh my!
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconchuuplz:
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:iconxxcaiterlynxx:
xXCaiterlynXx Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Let's get it on Joker!
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Rawr, dat Moreau!
:iconhurrplz:
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:iconxxcaiterlynxx:
xXCaiterlynXx Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I wish he was like that.
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:icontanner4:
Tanner4 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Joker after every bone is broken: "Doesn't matter, had sex"
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconstudmuffinplz:
Awww yeah!
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:iconmementomori19:
MementoMori19 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fully loaded cannons.....oh my lawd....I can't breathe.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!?! Like....like....OMG *brain explodes*
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My brain can't NOT do it. That's more the problem, I think. But only sometimes.
Very glad to hear you enjoyed it!
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconniels6688:
niels6688 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
joker: broke evry bone in my body............totaly woth it
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:icontechgi19:
techgi19 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
tali: opened my mask got sick... totally worth it
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, definitely.
:iconimwinkingplz:
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:iconwinddrifter:
WindDrifter Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol Joker
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconkombatantn7:
KombatantN7 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
You go, Joker! SMASH THAT ASS!! she's been asking around for so long she's gonna find out what it's really like to be hammered by a dude with brittle bones XD!!
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconchuuplz:
All she had to do was *not* try...
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:icontazerjmarks:
TazerJMarks Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Filmographer
Every one wants Joker.... EVERY ONE!!!
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:iconlordess-alicia:
Lordess-Alicia Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is true! Very true!
:iconstudmuffinplz:
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:icontazerjmarks:
TazerJMarks Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
I wonder why he was never a Romance Option? every one loves him! guys and gals!!!!

Hes honestly the most normal guy on the ship!
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Soul-Theif Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
There's the little problem of his brittle bones...I mean, he would be one hip thrust away from having to visit Mordin for some pain mes and bone grafs...
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:icontazerjmarks:
TazerJMarks Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Filmographer
But Mort Probably has books on how to prevent it or at lest some support straints, This is the future we are talking about. Mort Helps Shep with Tali and Garres, WHY NOT JOKER!!!
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:iconmandalor3:
mandalor3 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
And if not Joker, why not Zoidberg? :D
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:icontazerjmarks:
TazerJMarks Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
Shep will just text him. ;P
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